Quote by Jordan Wright

“When you're dead you're dead.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink,…

— Isaac Marion

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“You always know when somebody's dead.”

— Kevin Bergeron

“Trust me, you see the dead walking around, you learn not to scream, laugh, or piss yourself pretty quickly.”

— Stacey Kade

“There are many good reasons for drinking, and one's just entered my head: If you don't drink when you're living, how the fuck can…

— Warren Ellis

“There is only one dead end in life—that's when you're dead.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Leave the lights on: you can sleep when you're dead...you can't read when you're dead.”

— Michael Link

“I cannot live, if I am already dead.”

— Donna Russo Morin

“Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar