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“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright

“It takes me an hour to pee. Is there a”

— Derek B. Miller

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Never underestimate the strength or size of someone peeping on you.”

— Kangoma Kindembo

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”

— Elle Casey

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on the rim…

— Jarod Kintz