Quote by Derek B. Miller Download Open image ““It takes me an hour to pee. Is there a”” — Derek B. Miller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“This country is what you make it. You understand that? It isn’t good and it isn’t bad. It’s just what you make it. That… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“a scream so angry, so long, and so high-pitched that the wavelengths were converted into light and she glowed with the hellfire of a… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“there’s some debate about whether he actually saw combat, but I think he did, because he sees them hiding in trees. I don’t think… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“it is all clearer now than it was then. Rhea would say it is the vivid fabrications of an ageing mind. More likely, though,… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“. Sheldon’s apron was faded and folded, and had been worn by knights when they fought dragons.” — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“Only the educated stop to look for words - having enough to occasionally misplace them.” — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“There's also a possibility that the landlord is in there right now, wearing women's undergarments. Or a drug addict is inside stealing jewelry.Or a… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“God may have breathed life into us. But it was only when we used it to correct God that we became men.” — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“What are we going to do with Playboy bunnies when we’re in our seventies? Admire the way they carry drinks?” — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“Everyone gets killed in the shower. Don't you go to the movies? Psycho. Dead in shower. The MExican in No country for Old Men.… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“. The liberals expounded limitless tolerance, the conservatives were racist or xenophobic, and everyone debated from philosophical positions but never from ones grounded in… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“It took a Polish author to inspire this American Jew, who named his daughter for a Greek Titan before being killed by a Vietnamese… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
