Quote by Cesar Dunbar

“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.”

— Sherry D. Ficklin

“His bed’s really comfortable. And he never pees in it.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“It takes me an hour to pee. Is there a”

— Derek B. Miller

“I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs.”

— E.L. James

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on your dreams,…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“for checking the fullness of his bladder.”

— John Green

“he crammed every hour full of minutes.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright