Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“It's all about the parking”

— Jon Boorstin

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“The most fantastic parking-lot attendant in the world, he can back a car forty miles an hour into a tight squeeze and stop at…

— Jack Kerouac

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

“Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck.”

— Gregor Collins

“Coming down life's highway At ninety mile an hour I want to slide With bad brakes and bald tires Into my final parking space”

— Richard L. Ratliff

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots.”

— K. Velk

“No one has the right to pee on your dreams!”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Validation is for parking.”

— Austin Kleon