Quote by Jon Boorstin

“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.”

— Risa Mickenberg

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”

— J.G. Ballard

“Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots.”

— Chaunce Stanton

“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.”

— Duncan Whitehead

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

“The last free place in America is a parking spot.”

— Jessica Bruder

“My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.”

— Anonymous

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”

— Eran Ben-Joseph

“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”

— Josh Stern

“I bet college doesn’t have parking issues like this.”

— Francesca Zappia