Quote by Risa Mickenberg

“It's all about the parking”

— Jon Boorstin

“My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.”

— Anonymous

“Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots.”

— Chaunce Stanton

“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”

— J.G. Ballard

“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the…

— Mark Helprin

“Don’t tell me there are more things like that on the streets.” “Okay,” he said.”

— Devon Monk

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.”

— Duncan Whitehead

“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do…

— Dani Alexander

“Could you have parked any further away?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”

— Eran Ben-Joseph