Armageddon Quote by J.G. Ballard Download Open image ““When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”” — J.G. Ballard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Armageddon Parking
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“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.” — Neil Hilborn Copy Share Image
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“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Beyond the silver span of the motor bridge lay basins of cracked mud the size of ballrooms - models of a state of mind,… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state of childishness… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he’d had a shower” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Overhead the sky was dull and cloudless, a bland impassive blue, more the interior ceiling of some deep irrevocable psychosis than the storm-filled celestial… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
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“The bourgeois novel is the greatest enemy of truth and honesty that was ever invented.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Jim knew that he was awake and asleep at the same time, dreaming of the war and yet dreamed of by the war.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“(Logically–for what had a more gloomy prognosis than life?–every morning one should say to one's friends: 'I grieve for your irrevocable death,' as to… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“These people were the first to master a new kind of late twentieth-century life. They thrived on the rapid turnover of acquaintances, the lack… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“His unconscious was rapidly becoming a well-stocked pantheon of tutelary phobias and obsessions, homing onto his already over-burdened psyche like lost telepaths.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
It boils down to this: we should have done with humbug, and let war be war, and not a game ... If there were… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot,… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
No where else in Christianity does the terrible or heroic name of Armageddon play such role as in America. Not even in the Revelation… — Jürgen Moltmann Copy Share Image
We will have to wait a little longer to see if Armageddon has arrived. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Also, we will make promise. So long as The Blood endures, I shall know that your good is mine: ye shall feel that my… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Call me a flaming radical burning for attention, but my real intention is to spark a discussion of how we can peacefully transform our… — Kathy Change Copy Share Image