Funny Quote by Mark Helprin

“And he would take a roadside attraction, no matter how cheap, how crooked, or how sad, over a shopping mall, any day.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.”

— Risa Mickenberg

“Could you have parked any further away?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“I made what must have been about a sixty-point turn and eventually managed to squeeze out of the small and crowded car park at…

— Andy McNab

“Her father drove up and down car aisles, looking for a good slot. Who cared about a good slot? Just park the car already!”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“It had seemed like such a good, such a romantic idea, to drive and not stop for gas.”

— Alex Flinn

“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”

— J.G. Ballard

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

“It was an odd habit, I thought, this insistence on driving a car in cities with public transportation.”

— Sujata Massey

“Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package." He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away. I loved that he…

— Myra McEntire

“My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.”

— Anonymous