“Either my girlfriend's collection of "Sex in the City" memorabilia goes or I do.” — Duncan Whitehead Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.” — Duncan Whitehead Parking Copy Share Image
“I hope this year that I don't make the same mistake as I did last year while on Life Guard duty at… — Duncan Whitehead Last year Copy Share Image
“(I'm) Very good in bed. I sleep like a log. --@DuncanWhitehead” — Duncan Whitehead Good Copy Share Image
