Humor Quote by Duncan Whitehead Download Open image ““(I'm) Very good in bed. I sleep like a log. --@DuncanWhitehead”” — Duncan Whitehead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I like to do things in bed. I fold the laundry on the bed. Food tastes better to me when I'm under the covers.… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“We make everything we wear or use here, awake or asleep; so I have made this bed, and now I am lying in it.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I had been having trouble sleeping, and had found that actually getting up was marginally preferable to lying in my bed batting away the… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“Ah, wonderful sleep. I love to sleep. It's one of the things I'm really good at.” — Kate Johnson Copy Share Image
“I have half a mind to take you home and put you to bed properly.” — Nicole Andrews Moore Copy Share Image
“Either my girlfriend's collection of "Sex in the City" memorabilia goes or I do.” — Duncan Whitehead Copy Share Image
“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.” — Duncan Whitehead Copy Share Image
“I hope this year that I don't make the same mistake as I did last year while on Life Guard duty at the local… — Duncan Whitehead Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
