Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“I could sit in restaurants or parking lots with my parents forever, because I knew as soon as we pulled into our driveway, my… — Kimberly Rae Miller Copy Share Image
“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.” — Joe Cater Copy Share Image
“Her father drove up and down car aisles, looking for a good slot. Who cared about a good slot? Just park the car already!” — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.” — Risa Mickenberg Copy Share Image
“I had always wanted to drive a police car. Been in plenty, but never behind the wheel. It was too good an opportunity to… — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
“It was an odd habit, I thought, this insistence on driving a car in cities with public transportation.” — Sujata Massey Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
