Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What keeps you going isn't just some fine destination but the road you're on and the fact you know how to drive.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Buckle your seatbelt. I haven’t driven something this big before.” The truck filled with his laughter. “I get that all the time.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hung back, staring at cars driving past and wondering if they were moving fast enough to knock me down.” — Dodie Clark Copy Share Image
“Once in a while you just gotta buckle down and deal with it. 'Cause you never know when it'll end up in your favor” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image