Quote by Gregor Collins

“It's all about the parking”

— Jon Boorstin

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”

— Eran Ben-Joseph

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”

— Amit Kalantri

“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.”

— Joe Cater

“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing…”

— Josh Stern

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

“We want our self-driving car to be inhumanly focused on the road, not obsessing over an argument it had with the garage.”

— Kevin Kelly

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.”

— Duncan Whitehead

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).”

— Jarod Kintz