Time Quote by Karen Alpert

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on the rim…

— Jarod Kintz

“yeah. It's amazing. And when I'm not so damn hard I want to explode, I'm going to lick it all over. But right now…

— Jaci Burton

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said,…

— Merrill Markoe

“I will pee on everything that you love. Don’t think that I won’t.”

— Terri Osburn

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I don't like the way it makes my pee smell.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“I’ll tell you why, gorgeous. Because I’m finally going to taste your pussy and I want to fucking ache while I do it. When…

— Tessa Bailey

“I feel I have one finger up my ass and one in my mouth the one thats in my ass is in my mouth…

— Charles K Simpson

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman