Quote by Jarod Kintz

“People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I…

— James Patterson

“No one's urine smells as good as your own.”

— Markus Zusak

“What most enraptured me were the asparagus.”

— Marcel Proust

“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so I’m saving…

— Karen Alpert

“It had this amazing spicy, pee-y smell.”

— Melvin Burgess

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel I have one finger up my ass and one in my mouth the one thats in my ass is in my mouth…

— Charles K Simpson

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“It's like the smell of bread baking at Subway. You know it's not the way nature or God intended it to smell, but something…

— Lauren Oliver

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent…

— Tim Kreider

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow