Children Quote by Tim Kreider

“I have a special pair of poop shoes under my desk. Whenever I need to drop a deuce, I slip them on and scurry…

— Oprah Winfrey

“Even though I had forgotten to take along an extra incontinence pad, yesterday was a good day.”

— Hendrik Groen

“I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Life is too short for cheap underwear.”

— Dancing in Chains

“What I feared was the onset of incontinence was simply a mid-laugh crisis.”

— Venita Louise

“The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly speak, let…

— Jill Mansell

“this is an unnecessary gesture.' 'All the best ones are,' Troy Said. 'Now open the doors. My bladder is about explode,”

— Rainbow Rowell

“I really must make a point of asking my geriatrician next time if there’s anything that can be done about the leaky part or…

— Hendrik Groen

“It has come to the point where if I know I'm leaving a house with a man, I can factor in a bathroom visit…

— Mindy Kaling

“I didn't want to, even in my imagination, even for a second, to conflate this sophisticated woman with my mother, a woman so frugal…

— Lorrie Moore

“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of…

— Tahereh Mafi