Long ago Quote by Hendrik Groen

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent…

— Tim Kreider

“If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.”

— Bill Bryson

“The bill before Parliament proposing that citizens have the right to clean diapers has been withdrawn. Just as I’m having to start wearing them!”

— Hendrik Groen

“Spare me from ending up in a dayroom with worn-out, incontinent old folk. Spare”

— Åsa Larsson

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

“You haven't lived until you duct-taped a diaper on a dog.”

— Lisa Scottoline

“I’ve seen the problems some older mothers have had. And their newborns.”

— Torquil MacLeod

“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't…

— Emma Goldrick

“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be…

— Tracey Bond

“When I was your age, I made the most horrendous mistakes. And I enjoyed every minute of it. At least go out and get…

— Sarah Vaughn

“No one likes to talk about the positive parts of getting older and aging into orphanhood, how with your parents you often bury a…

— Jill McCorkle