Toilet paper Quote by Tahereh Mafi

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Grow up. This is real. The world is ugly and nasty and fucked up, and so are we.”

— Leah Raeder

“Live your life. Don't waste it lamenting what you think is required to complete it.”

— Benjamin Johncock

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I become convinced that you have to live in the world to say anything meaningful about it.”

— Cristina García

“This life is beautiful. It’s so goddamned beautiful I can hardly stand it. And I’m a glorious part of it! Everybody else is just…

— Beatrice Sparks

“When I thought of how I’d been living, how I’d been approaching life, it was all so trite, so miserably pointless. Unimaginative middle-class rubbish,…

— Haruki Murakami

“Maybe you've tumbled a world for me. And I don't know what I can build in my world's place.”

— John Steinbeck

“Sometimes I feel like all the crap in the world is building up inside me, like all the bad is just filling me like…

— Keary Taylor

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace