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“The world is such a noisy place. There are car alarms and shop alarms, sirens blaring, even the self-service tills in the supermarket get…

— Annie Darling

“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent…

— Tim Kreider

“I have a room, which is in my brain, and it's very, very, very... untidy! There is stuff fallen everywhere. There are some very…

— Bono

“Sometimes you have to make a mess in order to clean up effectively.”

— Joy Marino

“You can scrub and scrub, but sometimes something doesn't just go away. It . . . it stains you.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Trouble has set up housekeeping with me, and I can't get rid of it.”

— Elaine Hussey

“I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder…

— Lemony Snicket

“I found a big container and put a bit of water in it, then added the dried shit. Since then, I’ve added my own…

— Andy Weir

“I love every minute in the kitchen with my kids, even the mess, I’ve learned to embrace it.”

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

“Tidy your room!”

— Carol Cooper

“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The…

— James Altucher

“There is simply no way to get something clean without getting something else dirty.”

— Ashwin Sanghi