Quote by Jarod Kintz

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

— Nora Roberts

“Beer is a good family drink.”

— Lydia Maria Francis Child

“I really like beer.”

— Joss Whedon

People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

— Anonymous

“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can…

— Tom Robbins

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.”

— Shannon Lynette

“Kind of guy who steps out of the shower to piss,”

— A.J. Finn

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“I took a sip of my drink. It tasted like old horse blankets soaked in urine.”

— Jasper Fforde

“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!”

— Anshul Dubey