Quote by Douglas Coupland

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”

— Mark M. Bello

“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of…

— Brian MacLearn

“Saw a sunken army who had spent fourteen years waging war on alcohol only to see alcohol win, and win big.”

— Johann Hari

“Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.”

— Kelley Armstrong

“It’s one thing to go into a fight knowing you’ll probably lose. Quite another to be told that to win, you must offer up…

— Darren Shan

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“You can't always win. But you should keep trying.”

— Gabbo De La Parra

“Don’t drink heavily at your enemy’s table, especially when your enemy claims to be your friend.”

— Esther M. Friesner

“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell