Funny but true Quote by Mark Lawrence

I believe what Jesus said, but Jesus never said priests couldn't be fools.

— Jean-Luc Godard

“The great educational value of the war against Christendom lies in the absolute truthlessness of the priest. Such purity is rare enough. The 'man…

— Nick Land

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”

— Marjorie M. Liu

“The priest must preach the pure words of God.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Priests know how to bury the worst scandals.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“Although we are all equally priests, we cannot all publicly minister and teach.”

— Martin Luther

“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There are two main rules when dealing with priests: 1. Do nothing to them. 2. Do not trust them. - Then it's easy with them.”

— Karel Havlíček Borovský

“Would you be willing to take a lie detector test?" "I’m afraid not," he said. "It goes against my religion." His brow furrowed. "How?"…

— J.M. Darhower

“All Believers are Priests”

— Martin Luther

“That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“He was truly a man of faith. He believed in his friends, in the truth of things, and in something to which he didn't…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón