I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Celibacy is not a matter of compulsion. Someone is accepted as a priest only when he does it of his own accord. — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
I never make moral judgments; I'm not qualified to do so. I am not a censor, a priest, or a politician. — Federico Fellini Copy Share Image
“In Moscow, priests are in love with their standing. They eat fat meat and preach poverty to the miserable.” — Katherine Arden Copy Share Image
“Your life is in some bizarre state when priests are throwing abuse at you on the street.” — Ken Bruen Copy Share Image
“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.” — Flavia Biondi Copy Share Image
For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love. — Josemaria Escriva Copy Share Image
Well, of course I think people can be forgiven. But our justice system is not set up to dispense forgiveness. You can… — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
I must be informed, that one of my great duties was, to obey the priests in all things; and this I soon… — Maria Monk Copy Share Image
The perpetrators of the Inquisition - the torturers, informers, and those who commanded their actions - were ecclesiastics of one rank or… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
The most genuine and efficacious charity is that which greases the paws of the priests; such charity covers a multitude of sins. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed… — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
That was my aspiration, so I was there in a seminary with just boys who were studying to be priests. Pretty rigorous… — Peter Jurasik Copy Share Image
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
My ancestors were all Freethinkers, formerly Catholics. It was science and Darwin, in particular, that made them decide, as educated people, which… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We are all advertising, all of the time. If you want to sell your car, what do you do? You clean and… — Paul Arden Copy Share Image
One cannot seperate truth from actions...Physically inevitable or not, truth stands above all things. It is independant of who has the best… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
The world looks to the priest, because it looks to Jesus! No one can see Christ; but everyone sees the priest, and… — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
Government began in tyranny and force, began in the feudalism of the soldier and bigotry of the priest; and the ideas of… — Wendell Phillips Copy Share Image
I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
It is only by hearsay (by word of mouth passed down from generation to generation) that whole peoples adore the God of… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
I don't believe less in American government because of a bad politician. I don't believe less in the Catholic Church because of… — Lino Rulli Copy Share Image
God should be most where man is least: So, where is neither church nor priest, And never rag nor form of creed… — John Greenleaf Whittier Copy Share Image
Every child is simple, just a clean slate. Then the parents start writing on his slate - what he has to become.… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
The intellectual part of religion is a private affair between every man and his Maker, and in which no third party has… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
“Priests confine broad truths into narrow doctrines, because more rules mean that they have more power. Priests mistake their own prejudice for… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Imitation is very easy, and the whole culture and society depends on imitation. Everybody is telling you how to behave, and whatsoever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One wonders why there are so many women who follow Robespierre to his home, to the Jacobins, to the Cordeliers and to… — Nicolas de Caritat, marquis de Condorcet Copy Share Image
Looking back through the mists of time, I recall some distinctly religious experiences in my teens--when I was only fourteen years old… — Andrew Linzey Copy Share Image
But Thee, but Thee, O sovereign Seer of time, But Thee, O poets' Poet, Wisdom's Tongue, But Thee, O man's best Man,… — Sidney Lanier Copy Share Image
