Bryan Bishop

“Instantly, I was overwhelmed with gratitude. I didn't know exactly what I was feeling, but my buddy JD - my best man,…

— Bryan Bishop

“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.”

— Bryan Bishop

“You can see all the movies in the world made about cancer, but the first time you see a little girl with…

— Bryan Bishop

“Adding chocolate chips to almost anything aside from cookies—pancakes, banana bread, etc.—is just an apology for making an inferior product. “Oh, these…

— Bryan Bishop

“Soon after, I was emotionally checked out of journalism; the course of study I had put years of my life into was…

— Bryan Bishop

“Because when you’re the caregiver, you’re just as much the patient as the actual patient.”

— Bryan Bishop

“Ed Cray ruined this class the way an infant with dysentery ruins a diaper. Actually, that’s not fair to the infant; the…

— Bryan Bishop

“To that point in my life, I had never been so crestfallen. Few things are more cruel in academia than establishing a…

— Bryan Bishop

“ALS is, in my opinion, the cruelest disease. At least with cancer, there’s a glimmer of hope. You can come up with…

— Bryan Bishop

“Alison Rosen IWHI! From the easter egg chapter.”

— Bryan Bishop