Quote by Bryan Bishop

“She was a defective child-bearing machine. She destroyed herself automatically while giving birth to Dwayne.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He tried to scrub children's vomit from the webbing of the Tongue in a way that suggested deep reservoirs of genius.”

— Karen Russell

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer

“Ten minutes later the kid came out trailing his mother. She hurried out the door. He stuck out his tongue at me. Loser, I…

— Angie Smibert

“As you know, Francis, I hate like the dickens to have to send any boy to the reformatory. I refuse to believe that any…

— Harold Robbins

“On my first day of kindergarten, I bit a kid. Hard. In my defense, he deserved it.”

— Kat Kruger

“School began in earnest next day. A profound impression was made upon me, I remember, by the roar of voices in the schoolroom suddenly…

— Charles Dickens

“To them it’s like deliberately causing the conception of a child who is so defective that it must die in infancy. ”

— Octavia E. Butler

“I couldn't remember whether I had examined Andres Garcia's rectum. I agonized about it all evening at home, thoroughly ruining my husband's dinner.”

— Judy Melinek

“A half-drowned stranger was more exciting than a bruised and exhausted daughter. She could be dying for all they'd care, she thought angrily, picking…

— Vivien Alcock

“I hadn’t showered for days, Jack hadn’t stopped crying in as many, and I was wondering what the return policy was on an infant.”

— Jane Buckingham

“Doctor Dougall was wrong. It was tempermentally impossible for Amory to get the best marks in school.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald