Humorous Quote by Kayleigh Zubrod

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she…

— Steven Wright

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.

— Miranda Hobbes

“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.”

— Lois Greiman

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

— Neil Cavuto

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

— Robert Redford

Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game.

— Ice Cube

People are like oreos. the good stuff is on the inside.

— Tamika-leeigh

As a toddler, my favorite piece of clothing was my Oshkosh denim overalls that I would call my Oreos because I could never say…

— Melina Matsoukas

I would go to the craft services table and have Oreos or whatever, and a grown woman would come up to me and look…

— Mara Wilson

Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me,…

— Gordon Korman

“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat at the…

— Lee Goldberg

OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh crap, it broke.

— Saul Rodriguez