Funny facebook Quote by Arjun Loveable Download Open image “It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D” — Arjun Loveable ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook Mathematics
See I had your number in my diary but as soon as I get home It has been changed. — Freddie Mcgregor Copy Share Image
This is me! Take me or leave you your number not your facebook name. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number... I don't want your number, Cv Pillay Facebook — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
Meanwhile 'Whatsapp' Changed its status to, Hey there! Facebook is using me now. — Aamir Copy Share Image
Ummmm .. u want to come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo? I'll let u google all over my facebook baby! ;D — Anonymous Copy Share
I broke my heart by breaking yours. who knew... Every action of mine that made you cry , killed me Inside Every Argument I… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
The day Facebook adds a Who Cares? button will be the best day ever! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Know the difference between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Is painting all the stones in my garden white, ready for my snowball fight next week with the kids next door :) — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
After all you did to me all I want to know is, WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL LOVE YOU? — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I am NOT single. I am NOT taken, and I am NOT looking. I am on the reserve list for someone who really deserves… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
