Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin McCarty Download Open image “I lost my contacts = I deleted your number..” — Kevin McCarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Jokes
I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts. — Rob Kardashian Copy Share Image
I have to delete your number, because if I don't, I would find some dumb excuse to talk to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how all the girls whom I asked number doesn't have phone.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
See I had your number in my diary but as soon as I get home It has been changed. — Freddie Mcgregor Copy Share Image
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I lost my phone thats means I have to start over with my life, capturing every good moments, gethering important phone numbers — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
My ex texted me , You can delete my number, . . . . I texted back Who is this? :-D :-D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
