Quote by Tufail Mehraj Download Open image “It's funny how all the girls whom I asked number doesn't have phone.!!!” — Tufail Mehraj ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to look right, at you baby...but here's my number. So call me, maybe? — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
Yeah, I wonder if I should call you but then again you never call me. And Im just looking at my phone girl and… — Drake Copy Share Image
Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
Girl-Where's my phone.?? girls bff- certainly not in your back pocket.!! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Need a friend? text me.. need a love? call me.. need money? this number is not longer in service (LOL) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to do with… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Owning iphone is no big deal anymore. But if you have shirdi wale sai baba as the ring tone of ur iphone.. Now that's… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Im not telling you to not look at women. Just the opposite. Im telling you to see women. Really see them. Not just with… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're your friends...Just because they say they got… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
People who send farmville requests, should understand that, I am a landlord and I don't want to be a farmer.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Dear guys , if she doesn't leave your hand after seeing a 'zara outlet' marry her she is the one .!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Be careful not to give so much of yourself to others that you end up completely losing yourself.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Keep yourself busy with something or the other because a busy person never has the time to be unhappy.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
