When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to do with… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Owning iphone is no big deal anymore. But if you have shirdi wale sai baba as the ring tone of ur iphone.. Now that's… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Im not telling you to not look at women. Just the opposite. Im telling you to see women. Really see them. Not just with… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're your friends...Just because they say they got… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
People who send farmville requests, should understand that, I am a landlord and I don't want to be a farmer.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Dear guys , if she doesn't leave your hand after seeing a 'zara outlet' marry her she is the one .!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Be careful not to give so much of yourself to others that you end up completely losing yourself.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Keep yourself busy with something or the other because a busy person never has the time to be unhappy.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
It's funny how all the girls whom I asked number doesn't have phone.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Nothing is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you in his nervousness that he Loves you.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
