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“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I gave her the area code and…

— Jarod Kintz

It's funny how all the girls whom I asked number doesn't have phone.!!!

— Tufail Mehraj

“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone…

— Whitney G

“The minute the blonde grabs for my arm, I pull it up and hit her right in the nose. Bending over, tending to my…

— Melyssa Winchester

“333. A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde…

— Olav Laudy

Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...

— Anonymous

“Just what number is it you think you're going to call me?" He asked her in disgust. "Oh, there isn't a number for you."…

— Jessica Jaster

To go behind my back and call my friend. Boy you must have gone and bumped your head...Because you left her number on your…

— Jojo

“...a woman's voice said, "if you've reached this message and you weren't trying to contact Regin the Radient" - Regin? -"then I know three…

— Kresley Cole

Hey, sexy. Why haven’t you called?” The cooing sound came from behind me, and I glanced back over my shoulder to see a familiar-looking…

— Abbi Glines

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave…

— David Spade

It's hard to look right, at you baby...but here's my number. So call me, maybe?

— Carly Rae Jepsen