“How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Humor Copy Share Image
“Poor Amy. I could tell she was suffering. Poor Thing. Life was so tough for the rich, beautiful and magical.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Humor Copy Share Image
“This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Humor Copy Share Image
“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Humor Copy Share Image
“What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Feeling sorry Copy Share Image
“You know, they never talk about this part of owning a sword in books.” “Yeah, and girls don’t menstruate in books either.”… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Books Copy Share Image
“He was still cute… in a gross kind of way, and now I had a chicken zombie on my hands. Well, I… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Having sex Copy Share Image
“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Habits Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn’t fix.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Ice cream Copy Share Image
