Humor Quote by Elizabeth A. Reeves Download Open image ““How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?”” — Elizabeth A. Reeves ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Magic Romance Witches
“That werewolf fantasy would be a hard one to pull off. She'd have to troll through the forest in high heels, just praying one… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Are you like an enchanted thing? A damn story where some girl lets a warty old toad sleep in her shoe and in the… — E. Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
“He has the face of a toad, the manners of a pig, and the mind of a flea.” — Susan Maupin Schmid Copy Share Image
“The sweet creature! She would look it up in her big Dante when she got home. What a woman!” — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“She was a freaking princess. And he was a poor Vamp from the Bronx. If he laid a finger on her, she’d probably bite… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Poor Amy. I could tell she was suffering. Poor Thing. Life was so tough for the rich, beautiful and magical.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have that effect… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“You know, they never talk about this part of owning a sword in books.” “Yeah, and girls don’t menstruate in books either.” Donovan gaped… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“He was still cute… in a gross kind of way, and now I had a chicken zombie on my hands. Well, I was stuck… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated with virginity… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn’t fix.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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