Quote by Elizabeth A. Reeves Download Open image ““You know, Electrocuted Zombie Brides...”” — Elizabeth A. Reeves ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Run over these fuckin zombies now or I'll never have sex with you again!” — Geonard Yleana Copy Share Image
“A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Poor Amy. I could tell she was suffering. Poor Thing. Life was so tough for the rich, beautiful and magical.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have that effect… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“You know, they never talk about this part of owning a sword in books.” “Yeah, and girls don’t menstruate in books either.” Donovan gaped… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“He was still cute… in a gross kind of way, and now I had a chicken zombie on my hands. Well, I was stuck… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated with virginity… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn’t fix.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
