Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Insults Jokes
Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Show a man too many camels' bones, or show them to him too often, and he will not be able to recognize a camel… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass. — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
