Quote by J.C. McClean Download Open image ““Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...”” — J.C. McClean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“Number of camels it would take for a man to buy me: every camel in the world.” — Sarah Reiley Copy Share Image
“I want to spit back at a camel and ask him what he's so sour about. Maybe camels are the real 'Old Ones' on… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“I haven’t used my dick in so long I wouldn’t know where to find it. I sent it out for a pack of Camels… — Daryl Gregory Copy Share Image
I was warned the camels can be nasty, especially the young ones. I was warned to give it a wide berth. — Edward Herrmann Copy Share Image
Never get the saying wrong on camels day ... I'm telling you now DO NOT... beware of the camel stay safe kids... — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share
“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“First off, what the hell kind of name is that? Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance! What the actual fuck?” — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a nice little step up from telling me to get my head out of my ass.” I shoot him daggers. “Bite me.” “Wow, I had no idea you were into that shit.” he quips with a wicked… — J.C. McClean Copy Share
“I eye the karaoke machine in alarm. Shit. I’m going to need a shot. “Let’s do Ssssummer Nightsssss! I jusssst love Greasssse!” Scratch that… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my little sheep, I am not sad and will not weep, For Caleb Jones is a cheat! He two-timed me with some ho, Whose name is Kacey ‘Slut’ Munroe! But I don’t care about my foe, For I have… — J.C. McClean Copy Share
“How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks and pulls them on. Sweet Peach? What the hell? He’s definitely gay … I shrug. “Er … okay, I guess. I really don’t remember much though. How did I get here … and why am I wearing your… — J.C. McClean Copy Share
“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have to drink… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for plan B.” — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have to try… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“So, I turn on the charm and ask ¿Cuánto cuesta pene? Pretty impressive, right? Wrong. What I should have said was ¿Cuánto cuesta ese peine? So, now you’re probably wondering what I did ask her. Well, when I said that, she threw me this really dirty look and chased me out of the shop. So, I looked it up …… — J.C. McClean Copy Share
“Lorelai pulls me in closer and I feel her hair brush the side of my face. Huh, she smells like bubblegum and oranges. Wait. What the hell? Oh great! I’m actually sniffing her hair now. Yeah, that’s not super creepy at all! Time to dial back the crazy. It would be wrong to make a move, remember? The song ends… — J.C. McClean Copy Share
“Shit. Is this a good idea? I’m a lawyer for Christ’s sake. I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don’t… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
