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“Number of camels it would take for a man to buy me: every camel in the world.”

— Sarah Reiley

“Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...”

— J.C. McClean

“I want to spit back at a camel and ask him what he's so sour about. Maybe camels are the real 'Old Ones' on…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into…

— Jussi Adler-Olsen

“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at…

— Jay McLean

“Your mother spreads herself for camels.”

— Lawrence Block

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is there a right end of a camel for your head to be in?”

— Dani J Caile

So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever I tired…

— Haruki Murakami

“It was really no wonder that I’d been jacking it like an animal since Sunday. Every little thing Aly did around the house made…

— Stella Rhys

“I remembered a friend of mine dying from AIDS, and while he was visiting his family on the coast for the last time, he…

— David Wojnarowicz