Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a…

— Nishan Panwar

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is there a right end of a camel for your head to be in?”

— Dani J Caile

“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into…

— Jussi Adler-Olsen

“The author has discovered to his cost that if you call a zoo to ask the cubic volume of the average adult camel, they…

— Clive Maxfield

Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.

— Robyn Davidson

Talking about straws and camels' backs is just one way of approaching things. If you have enough camels, no backs need be broken.

— Idries Shah

…and your stupid camel mask...

— Dean Ambrose

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

Never get the saying wrong on camels day ... I'm telling you now DO NOT... beware of the camel stay safe kids...

— Natalya Johnson

“Number of camels it would take for a man to buy me: every camel in the world.”

— Sarah Reiley

“Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...”

— J.C. McClean