“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
“Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question! THE DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare. LEELA:… — John Dorney Copy Share Image
BECAUSE I'M A WINNER, WHY DID YOU TAKE HER CANDY ? Stupid answer first then stupid question — Patricia Serendipity Dixon Copy Share Image
It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
“If Edgar sounded overeager, even rushed, the race was with his own temperament. He placed a premium on savvy. Yet since you… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't mind talking about my professional career, but I hate interviews if I have to answer a stupid question about personal… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All… — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
“It has been said,” Jackson continued, beginning to pace slowly around the room, “that there is no such thing as a stupid… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“In case you hadn’t noticed, there isn’t any heat in this place.” Nolan set the baseball bat aside and moved to the… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
Silence is the best answer of all stupid questions. Smile is the best reaction in all critical situations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you do… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
'What would I do without you?' is such a stupid question to ask. Because all I need to do is what I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Simon?" she asked. "I have a stupid question." "What is it?" "Did you sleep with Isabelle?" Simon made a choking sound. Clary… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I was going through my cancer treatment, I learned that you can never ask a stupid question. I asked every single… — Maura Tierney Copy Share Image
“No, I mean, I don't think I like him" "Oh." That was something different. "Have you tried?" What a stupid question. "Yes!… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions. — Chris Berman Copy Share Image
“I don’t guess you can outrun an explosion, right?” Sam asked doubtfully. Jack rolled his eyes and sighed his condescending geek sigh.… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image