Stupid question Quote by Patricia Serendipity Dixon

Why are you so funny? If she asks this question, you got her. She is yours.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no point in asking why, even though everybody will. I know why. The harder question is "why not?" I can't believe she ran…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I've given you my best, but why does she get the best of you?

— Anonymous

Strangers have the best candy! lmao!

— Me

Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round'

— Anonymous

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

— Anonymous

Say she want my candybar I told her to come get this payday.

— 2 Chainz

Dear cool people, too bad they didn't name a candy after you. sincerely, nerds

— Will Ferrell

Because...because...she came here with me.

— Suzanne Collins

Because I don't know what I would do with out her <3 :)

— Me

Yeah, yeah trick or treat. Now shut the hell up and give me the damn candy!

— Justin Lee Riner