“Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . How about trying again? 3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey you got a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair are shedding.! 5. When someone call's on land-line and asks where are you? Me: Hi I am in the market with telephone around my neck...”
