Being hurt by someone you love Quote by Nishan Panwar

So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

— Charles Laughton

“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”

— Lexi Blake

“Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...”

— J.C. McClean

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!

— Anonymous

I thought you wanted to catch a camel," you tried again. "No." "I want to." "Well, you go then." You laughed. "I want your…

— Lucy Christopher

“I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt”

— Charles Bukowski

I wanted to work with an elephant.

— Robert Pattinson

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

— Jackie Kennedy

“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into…

— Jussi Adler-Olsen