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“Shit. Is this a good idea? I’m a lawyer for Christ’s sake. I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don’t care anymore. Screw it! If she wants to vandalise this prick’s car, I’m game. I can come up with an alibi for us both later …” quote by J.C. McClean — Download Open image

““Shit. Is this a good idea? I’m a lawyer for Christ’s sake. I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don’t care anymore. Screw it! If she wants to vandalise this prick’s car, I’m game. I can come up with an alibi for us both later …””

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