Loaded gun Quote by Garrison Keillor

““A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.””

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Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

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This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

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“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

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I don't want them to be told to remember me.

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If liberals can seize our guns because they are dangerous, we have no chance of holding on to our cars and our homes. The total number of accidental fatalities (the majority of which are hunting accidents) of all types of firearms is infinitesimal compared to the number of fatalities from car and home accidents. More children die from playing with…

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If you want to shoot rare, fast-moving elephants, you should always carry a loaded gun.

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Dreamlands Num! Poet loathes those dragged out, over inflated, work meetings! Never fails someone cant shut their mouth, No! Not even for even a minute! No concept of time, because like their boss, theyre marriage to the situation. Poet knows its part of the dime, time to make live and rhyme. While the rest of us have family waiting on…

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“And wasn't it this bright boy you selected for beating and tortures after hours? Of course it was. We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every other; then all are happy, for their are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves…

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Western civilization is a loaded gun pointed at the head of this planet.

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“With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word 'intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it deserved to be. You always dread the unfamiliar. Surely you remember the boy in your own school class who was exceptionally ‘bright,’ did most of the reciting and…

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“A few drinks and the world was hers— she wore her whiskey like a loaded gun.”

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Stay away from my trigger, 'm a loaded gun!

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