Littles Quotes by Garrison Keillor

10 Littles quotes by Garrison Keillor

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If you’ve ever marveled at the tiny details that stitch a day together, this handful of Garrison Keillor’s musings offers a gentle reminder of how much weight the smallest things can carry.

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Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.

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I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

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When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part…

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A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.

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All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something…

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Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and…

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On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard…

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Adolescence hits boys harder than it does girls. Girls bleed a little and their breasts pop out, big deal, but adolescence lands…

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Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say,…

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Growing up in a place that has winter, you learn to avoid self-pity. Winter is not a personal experience, everybody else is…

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think…

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God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

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Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

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This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

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Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…

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On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,…

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“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

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I don't want them to be told to remember me.

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