“I know it looks like a straw mop but I don’t look like the girl on that magazine do I?” — Elle Klass Humor Copy Share Image
“As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn’t work, so… — Elle Klass Favorite-quotes Copy Share Image
“To us,” she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar.” — Elle Klass Bar Copy Share Image
“It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in… — Elle Klass Humor Copy Share Image
“Hi, I’m Bub Richards.” He extended his hand in greeting. I didn’t extend mine back. I was floored that he just plopped… — Elle Klass Favorite-quotes Copy Share Image
“Really? Okay, let’s roll.” I didn’t want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn’t going to… — Elle Klass Driving Copy Share Image
“I’m so sorry, I forget to introduce m’self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m’ daddy always said I look like an Egyptian… — Elle Klass Humor Copy Share Image
“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,” — Elle Klass Food Copy Share Image
“Humph…You’ll fit right in here in Frisco, lots of tree huggers.” — Elle Klass Humor Copy Share Image
“Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear.” — Elle Klass Favorite-quotes Copy Share Image
“A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can’t be serious. I’ve almost killed us at least twice going up… — Elle Klass Driving Copy Share Image
