Doorbell Quotes

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

— Anonymous

We'll bring the O.K. Corral to your doorbell. We pull triggers not coattails, I make lump sums: oatmeal.

— Lil Wayne

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

— Anonymous

Don't knock on deaths door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

— Anonymous

When someone rings the doorbell my dog always assumes it's for him.

— Anonymous

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?

— Joan Bauer

Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell.

— Redman

“Experience teaches us that when one hears the doorbell ring it is because there is never anyone there.”

— Eugène Ionesco

“Enjoy life while you can. Nothing's gonna happen for maybe five, ten, fifteen, twenty years. But lemme give you a piece of…

— Kurt Vonnegut

When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.

— Sophie Kinsella

So go ahead and ask me. Go ahead and ask me out. I live at 25052 Walnut St. and I'll be waiting…

— Angel Taylor

If you're ringing my doorbell eight times every three minutes and hiding behind my garbage cans, I will call the police. That…

— James Charles

“the best part was pulling down the shades stuffing the doorbell with rags putting the phone in the refrigerator and going to…

— Charles Bukowski

“As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn’t work, so…

— Elle Klass

“Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, because earlier today I went out and bought…

— Jarod Kintz

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you…

— Rita Rudner

“You would think that, by sheer chance, there would come a time when you daughter's two dances would be close together, ideally…

— Dave Barry

No, you don’t need to help me. But if you don’t, there’s nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again,…

— Cassandra Clare

“It was hard to accept that the doorbell was just a dream, because I could still hear it in my memory, like…

— Julie Flygare

“I was so sure I’d heard the doorbell and simultaneously certain that I hadn’t. How could a smart and competent 23-year-old not…

— Julie Flygare

“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner…

— Robert Galbraith

“Postmen have a legendary aura. A ring at the doorbell may inflame a sense of expectation, suspense, secrecy, hazard or even intrigue.…

— Erik Pevernagie

“There is nothing like a doorbell to precipitate the potential into the kinetic. When you stand outside a door and push the…

— Wallace Stegner

“When the doorbell rings at three o'clock in the morning its never good news”

— Anthony Horowitz

“My phone doesn't ring and the doorbell doesn't either and I begin to wonder whether I am still alive.”

— Sara Baume

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

— Anonymous

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

— Dorothy Parker

Eunuch: What you do when the doorbell is out of order

— Nikhil Saluja

Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave.

— Anonymous

“the doorbell rang again, and there was Mrs. Onassis and her friend Maurice”

— John Berendt

Temptation leans on the doorbell, but opportunity knocks only once

— Anonymous

My dog thinks hes soo popular.. whenever the doorbell rings he always assumes its for him!

— Anonymous

“Whenever the doorbell rings, have somebody else answer the door.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Quoth the doorbell with its silence, no comment at this time.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.

— Anthony Horowitz

“Knock the door or ring the bell but don't ever push it! Be gentle!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“I’ll leave the door unlocked. Be sure to ring the doorbell before you climb in through the window.”

— Jarod Kintz