Doorbell Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I got my girlfriend knocked up. Next time I’ll ring the doorbell before I enter. I think we’re about to witness the birth of…

— Jarod Kintz

“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza…

— Jarod Kintz

“As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn’t work, so I knocked.”

— Elle Klass

“Whenever the doorbell rings, have somebody else answer the door.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“the best part was pulling down the shades stuffing the doorbell with rags putting the phone in the refrigerator and going to bed for…

— Charles Bukowski

“My phone doesn't ring and the doorbell doesn't either and I begin to wonder whether I am still alive.”

— Sara Baume

“The echoes of my knock were still ringing when the door swung open, revealing a short, cheerfully curvy woman with spiky brown hair streaked…

— Mira Grant

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocking?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?”

— Alice Clayton

“Knock the door or ring the bell but don't ever push it! Be gentle!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close the door.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have I become the girl who waits by the phone, hoping it will ring, who asks a friend to dial her number to make…

— Candace Bushnell