Sarcasm Quote by Robert Galbraith

“It's All Officers, sir." They broke into a run. You always did for an All Officers. The people in trouble might well be you.”

— Terry Pratchett

“We're not going anywhere with you," Gabriel said. "But I am a police officer-" "Yes, sir. I know," Gabriel said with put-on politeness. "But…

— Elisa Nader

“He used a minimum of words and no inflection whatsoever. It was a policeman's manner of speaking, direct and unadorned.”

— Davis Bunn

“You got rid of him?” “For the moment,” Winter said. “Nothing confuses an officer like violently agreeing with him.”

— Django Wexler

“He nodded then cocked his head and gave me a sharp, policeman like look, as though realizing that he had been on the wrong…

— Michael Chabon

“Hey,” he said, “I thought you said you didn’t want to shoot us!” and ducked again. They waited. After a moment a voice replied,…

— Douglas Adams

“You probably thought that curse was the cleverest thing ever, didn’t you?” His lips turned down as he tried not to smile. “It was…

— Kiersten White

“Captain,” said one of the guardsmen. “I was here when it happened, watching him on the balcony. It fell right out. Barely a sound.…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Allan smiled to himself at his overly cautious thinking. After all, how often did the police get called by the denizens of a place…

— Christa Faust

“When I learned the identity of one of the police officers that had been harassing me, I was truly shocked!”

— Steven Magee

“My neighbours porch light flickered on. My eyes darted down the street. "Can we go inside before someone calls the police?" I asked. "I…

— Elicia Hyder

“Hello there, officer, just out for a walk. Lovely evening for a dismemberment, isn't it?”

— Jeff Lindsay